Bonds... What a Dick

So let's get this straight. When you, Mr. Barry Bonds, tested positive for steroids, it was because your trainer was giving you them without telling you what they were. Your big head obviously was a result of your ego, and not any performance enhancing drug...all right. Sure.

Now, when you test positive for amphetamines...it's Marc Sweeney's fault. You sir, Mr. Barry Bonds, are a dick. You have always been a dick, so this move only reaffirms your dickness, but now the question becomes...does this dick make the Hall of Fame?

I would say yes, but with an asterisk shaped like a fat-pig-headed dick *()* right next to his name.