Friday the 13th

I'm going to take a look at three (scary number alert) terrifying teams in all the major sports...

1. The Washington Nationals

I would hate to be a fan of this team, just horrifying baseball so far. They can't score early at all (have the record for not scoring in the first 3 innings), are playing some atrocious defense, pitching hasn't been THAT bad (don't look at stats) because what does it matter if you can't score runs? Former Mets assistant Manny Acta is in for a long season.

2. Cincinnati Bengals

They were a team that came together and forced the NFL to create new rules for the conduct of football players. Would you start with anyone on this team? It's like a squad of Michael Myers wannabes rolling around town drunk, if only Pacman could have been drafted on this team, can you imagine the back page fodder? Dear lord...

3. The Boston Celtics

The most terrifying thing about this team/situation is...it's the Boston Celtics, they suck...

And nobody cares. How scary is that?